Austin Longhorns

Death By Stats

Have you ever heard of death by stats? If not, meet Kyle. Day in and day out, this dude Kyle just kills Aggies and anyone who comes at UT. Doesn’t matter if it’s Sunday morning or a Friday night. Whether you’re 15yrs old or 75. You have 1 follower or 10 million. You come at Texas football, our guy Kyle will kill you with a stat that says otherwise. Here’s his greatest hits from just this past month:

People all the time tell me, get @kyleumlang to write for TexasTakes. Obviously, we’d love for him to write for us. But Kyle’s a stat guy. Not a blog guy.

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