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What Zeke’s 24th Birthday Means To Me

It means all those idiots that reported on Saturday that Zeke was leaving the country as part of a contract holdout are dead fuckin wrong. Shame:

Clearly, he was just going to Mexico to celebrate his birthday today. These assholes reporting fake news apparently have never celebrated a birthday. Bet they feel dumb now. I at least said it was bc he was trying to use all his saved up PTO.

To honor Zeke’s 24th, here’s his 24 top highlights as a Cowboy:


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