What Zeke’s 24th Birthday Means To Me

It means all those idiots that reported on Saturday that Zeke was leaving the country as part of a contract holdout are dead fuckin wrong. Shame:

He still may show up for camp, but for now @EzekielElliott is believed to be making plans to travel out of the country instead https://t.co/XXtPoMtNiw
— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) July 20, 2019

Ezekiel Elliot might be heading out of the country ahead of #Cowboys training camp.https://t.co/bNw79r6yeR
— Sporting News (@sportingnews) July 21, 2019

Clearly, he was just going to Mexico to celebrate his birthday today. These assholes reporting fake news apparently have never celebrated a birthday. Bet they feel dumb now. I at least said it was bc he was trying to use all his saved up PTO.

To honor Zeke’s 24th, here’s his 24 top highlights as a Cowboy:

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Zeke Misses Flight To Training Camp? - TexasTakes says:

July 25, 2019 at 8:31 pm

[…] he still celebrating his 24 birthday or possibly using his saved up PTO? Not sure, but with rumors swirling hes going to holdout until […]