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Zeke Has Been Spotted

It’s crazy that people were acting shocked they couldn’t find Zeke. Just freaking out when he pops up but then poof hes gone. Um, duh. The dude is quick, elusive, makes a move and gets up field. Shouldn’t be a shocker to the media and the Cowboys that they can’t get a hold of him. Just ask all other 31 teams who have lined up against this man. He’s not easy to find and he’s incredibly difficult to bring down in the open field. That’s what makes him great. It’s why hes the best running back in the league. It’s also the reason he should get paid Todd Gurley money, if not more.

I’m also still not convinced Zeke just isn’t using his saved up PTO.