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Why Are Aggies So Fucking Weird?

A “Current Mood” party hosted by 5 male cheerleaders, outside what appears to be a run down dorm hall, is quite the move by A&M. I mean, what the hell is that? If you’re just an average, run of the mill Aggie, this has to be embarrassing, right? You walk by and you’re like god damnit, this shit again?

In my opinion, any Aggie actually getting hyped up by this pathetic display of a “current mood” is a disgrace to the SEC and college football fans across this nation.

I get it’s A&M’s “ticket pull”, but do you see any other school prancing out 5 male cheerleaders to announce their tickets are on sale/being handed out? Pretty sure we all just get them in the mail or online like normal fucking people.

For years I’ve been saying the Aggies are the Toby of Texas. The behavior in the video above just really hammers home that point.

A&M:

The rest of the world:

A&M:

The rest of the world:

At the end of the day, this all leads back to what I’ve been preaching the last two weeks:

THE LOCK OF THE SEASON: A&M Will Not Cover -34.5 Against Texas State Opening Week.

If you don’t believe me, then ask my good friend Alexis Texas:

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