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LSU’s Shit Talking Has Officially Kicked Off

K’Lavon Chaisson should ask the Louisiana Tech secondary what happened to the last guy who talked shit about Sam Ehlinger:

Or if the La Tech defense is still dead then just ask Terry Bradshaw:

Just an incredibly idiotic move by K’Lavon. One week before facing off against the hottest QB in the nation, you voluntarily and unprovoked go on the record with this statement:

Im glad we get to play him, I don’t find him too much of a threat, that’s not a shot at him…he uses his legs more than his arms.”

I love how K’Lavon tried to walk that statement back with ”that’s not a shot at him.” But obviously that’s just ridiculous. It was a direct shot across the bow, you moron. You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube. You said it and now it will be plastered on Ehlinger’s chalk board for the rest of the week.

Maybe going forward LSU should try and take a page out of Coach Herman’s playbook and just shut up:

Or until the game just let the facts do the talking:

– Texas is 7-1-1 all time against LSU at home. 

-Texas is 6-2 in its last eight games against LSU. 

-Texas and LSU have met only once since 2003, when the Longhorns defeated the Tigers, 35-20, in the Cotton Bowl. 

– Texas is 37-18-2 all time against SEC opponents.

Very interesting facts. 

But K’Lavon, I’ll give you one last chance to have Sam not completely destroy your career. Before we play, Coach O must cross the field, present himself before the UT team, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.

If and only if Coach O does this, we will consider letting you live September 7th.

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