The busiest man in showbiz just got a little bit busier. Today, it was announced McConaughey will be the guest picker on College GameDay. No surprise really. The dude is an actor, mascot, owner, professor, so, it only makes sense he’s now a College GameDay picker. I will say though, it would have been cool to see Bevo do it. But either way, here are the prop bets and drinking games for when McConaughey goes on air Saturday morning:
Amount of times McConaughey says “Alright, Alright, Alright”: OVER/UNDER 1.5
I LOVE the Over here. Hammer it. It just rolls way too easy off the tongue to not hit the Over. I see McConaughey coming out of the gates with an “Alright, Alright, Alright” and then ending the segment with another strong “Alright, Alright, Alright.”
Drinking Game: Tequila shot each time “Alright, Alright, Alright” is said.
Amount of times a College GameDay host calls McConaughey the “Minister of Culture”: Over/Under 2.5
If you asked me on Monday, I would have said take the Under. People seemed to have moved past the phrase. But, yesterday the Athletic released the piece on McConaughey where they were OBSESSED with calling him the Minister of Culture. It was even in the headline of the article. I see recenty biased here, with the GameDay hosts uncontrollably referring to McConaughey as the MOC. Take the Over and take it big.
Drinking game: Bong hit for each time “Minister of Culture” is said.
McConaughey saying “I get older, they stay the same age”: .5
I like the under here. It is a classic line, but it’s an old line. And while McConaughey essentially makes everything look and sound cool, I don’t know how he would not come off like a creep saying this on National TV now that he has a wife, kids and is turning 50 years old this year.
Drinking Game: Shotgun a beer and smoke a full joint if it’s said.
McConaughey wears a burnt orange suit: -200
Don’t be an idiot on this bet. He aint going to wear the suit:
The sharks in Vegas want you to think — This is College GameDay, a National TV production, McConaughey surely will dress to the nines — Don’t fall for that shit. It’s too fucking hot. Quite frankly, I think he’s more likely to go shirtless than wear a suit. Take the +200 and go use those winnings to buy yourself your very own burnt orange suit.
Drinking Game: If he wears a suit, shotgun a canned Rosé. If he wears a t-shirt, shotgun a White Claw. If he goes shirtless, shotgun a Budweiser and follow it with a bong hit.