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Cole 300

What a fucking game for Cole. The dude put the team on his back tonight to help clinch a playoff spot, striking out 10 batters and beating the Rangers, 3-2,

Astros are now 100-53, making them the first team in the MLB to 100 wins and they can clinch the division as early as Friday.

As to Gerrit’s night, I don’t want to allow my take that he is the best pitcher to ever pitch in MLB history to steal his thunder, so, I’ll just let him tell you what it’s like to throw 300 strikeouts in one fucking season:

But it wasn’t a perfect night. Cameras caught me going a little too hard celebrating the win. My mom is going to be pissed: