Cowboys Dallas

Hey Jerry Jones, You Like What You See?

Jerry, you dog! Now we finally know why you decided to make Zeke the highest paid RB in the league. Just couldn’t go one more day without having Zeke pretend to ride a horse naked in the locker room. Had to have it. Wanted it. Needed it. It’s what gets you out of bed and off your yacht every morning.

Well, Jerry, lucky for you I got just the footage for you:

But watch out, Jerry! Don’t get too close: