Are you sitting down? Because if your girlfriend was on Bourbon Street last night, well, she’s no longer your girlfriend. She is Jerry’s girl now.
You may say — “no way old balls Jerry stole my girl, he’s 76 years old and has a game tonight! — well, those videos speak for themselves. That’s a man who not only stole your girl but may just very well own New Orleans now.
And I hate to keep beating people down who had their heart broken at the hands of Jerry, but don’t forget Jerry’s storied past when it comes to women and having a good time:
And it looks like last night he was back on bullshit.
What a fucking legend.