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Jerry Jones Is Off To Steal Your Girl

Are you sitting down? Because if your girlfriend was on Bourbon Street last night, well, she’s no longer your girlfriend. She is Jerry’s girl now.

You may say — “no way old balls Jerry stole my girl, he’s 76 years old and has a game tonight! — well, those videos speak for themselves. That’s a man who not only stole your girl but may just very well own New Orleans now.

And I hate to keep beating people down who had their heart broken at the hands of Jerry, but don’t forget Jerry’s storied past when it comes to women and having a good time:

And it looks like last night he was back on bullshit.

What a fucking legend.