Austin Longhorns

Is This The Most Aggressive Handshake In The History Of Handshakes?

What. The. Fuck.

What type of maniac shakes a hand like that! Look, I get you’re excited to see VY. A legend. A National Champion. The 2006 NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year.

But, you are legit at VY Steakhouse. You cannot possibly be that surprised to see VY. It’s not like you were traveling Europe and just so happened to bunk up with him in a hostel on the outskirts of France.

VY probably goes to there at least once a week. And why wouldn’t he? His name is on the building and they got fire mac & cheese. In my opinion, the best mac & cheese in Austin.

Bottom line, it’s a lesson to all you aggressive hand shakers out there. Act like you’ve been there before. Do you want to be the guy who caused an injury to a million dollar arm because you couldn’t keep your pants on?

PS: What’s up with this dude wearing a hat with a button down and sportscoat? I could understand if he had bad hair or was bald, but in the video he looks like he has pretty good flow? What gives, man?

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