Texas A&M

BREAKING: Texas A&M Is Officially The 4th Best Team In Texas

Facts. Really not much to add here. I don’t want to kick a program while it’s down.

However, if I were to say something, I’d say it’s pathetic. Sad. Depressing. Embarrassing.

I would also probably ask A&M fans how they wake up in the morning, stick their little gig’em thumb up and look in the mirror? Or how do they not lose sleep over paying Jimbo Fisher $70 MILLION dollars?

But deep down what I would really want to know is what the hell did they do to the ESPN College Gameday crew to cause them to hate the Aggies so much: