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What Do You Think This Yankees Fan Is Doing Right Now?

With Game 4 being canceled, what do you think this Yankee doodle has going on tonight?

Sources hinted at seeing him on a Subway going to Subway for a six inch ham, cheese and mayonnaise sandwich. Gross. Also, pathetic. The guy can’t handle a foot long?

Later in the afternoon, a report came across my desk he had pulled his hamstring in the middle of a 7am Soul Cycle class. Apparently, it was a thing.

Then tonight I was out having a margarita and queso when someone told me he got broken up with at an Olive Garden after the game last night?

I’m not sure who or what to believe but if you have information let me know.

PS: These guys can’t be doing too hot either