Cameron Dicker rolled up to DKR with the *most* swag today pic.twitter.com/rwBlr58RuR— Longhorn Network (@LonghornNetwork) November 9, 2019
So Dicker wore this little number yesterday before the game. Obviously, I loved the look. Absolute fire fit that just screams sex. I figured everyone agreed. Just couldn’t imagine a person in the world who sees Dicker here and doesn’t stop dead in their tracks to say, “stunning.”
But then I saw this tweet:
In my opinion, we gotta play MUCH better before we get can away with stuff like this. Leadership needs to police this up… you’re representing Longhorn Nation on Saturdays, remember that. https://t.co/bjuXqvFifS— Nate Boyer (@NateBoyer37) November 9, 2019
Look, Boyer is a legend. The dude was a Green Beret, UT football player, and NFL player. I respect his opinion. But that’s just a bad take.
This is fashion. It’s meant to provoke. To turn heads. Raise eye brows. And personally, I want my kicker to be confident and fashionable.
If Ehlinger or another captain were to go to Dicker and tell him to button it up and tighten the tie, I think it would mess with his head. Plus, this UT team has nothing to lose at this point, they might as well be loose and have a little fun.
Clearly, it working too because Dicker went on to kick the game winner yesterday, his second game winner in the last three games.
Dicker’s his name— Longhorn Network (@LonghornNetwork) November 9, 2019
He’s got ice in his veins pic.twitter.com/kmmEChQ1XN
And when you’re kicking game winners week in and week out you can wear whatever the fuck you want. Now, roll the tape: