Rate The New DKR South End Zone "Longhorn Patio"

Found this new artist rendering with an overhead view of the new south end zone project at DKR-TMS. Now I'm starting to get what the "Longhorn patio" looks like. pic.twitter.com/NgOVPiXDMa
— Brian Davis (@BDavisAAS) November 14, 2019

I think I like it? However, I may have to wait to see it in person and fully constructed before I can give it my official rating.

I will say this though, not giving Bevo any ears seems like it could be a problem. Because I do agree, it looks to be dangerously close to this description:

They better get the construction right or this is going to be the world's largest non-Kardashian burnt orange uterus. https://t.co/61DHCJOYIR
— (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ 437 (@Bitterwhiteguy) November 14, 2019

And spending millions of dollars to construct a giant burnt orange uterus patio would be a tough look. Do we really want to be known as the Uterusity of Texas?

Personally, I’d rather see UT spend their money on this for DKR:

We need this but with Bevo pic.twitter.com/SiA5BuNWYn
— TexasTakes (@HouseOfTakes) November 11, 2019

I could at least enjoy that, because I definitely can’t afford the Bevo/uterus seats that are apparently going for an initial $20,000 per seat + $4,000 year per seat (food and beverage is included). Some though are calling the seats priceless?

Unofficial rating: 8.1/10

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