Houston guard DeJon Jarreau was ejected for biting. pic.twitter.com/olWPDulzfV— ESPN (@espn) February 2, 2020
I know a lot of people will point to DeJon and ask — what the hell were you thinking trying to eat an opposing player mid game, come on, man?
But honestly, this isn’t DeJon’s fault. Really, this is an NCAA problem, not a DeJon problem. Because my guy DeJon was just hungry. And if the NCAA allowed players to be paid for their likeness, this never would have happened.
If DeJon was getting paid, his belly would have been full with Whataburger or El Tiempo. Unfortunately though, the NCAA is a bunch of greedy bastards and poor DeJon was so hungry he had to resort to eating human flesh to keep his stomach full. Sad, yet the cold hard reality when it comes to student athletes trying to live their lives in the year 2020.