Houston Rockets

James Harden Did Not Shit His Pants

I’ll be the first to admit. It looks like Harden shit his pants. And honestly, I really don’t see what the big deal is? You gotta go, you gotta go. It’s a big game. You’re playing the Celtics in the Garden. You don’t just sit out three to ten minutes to go and take a peaceful dump? You shit your pants and move on with the game. After all, you ain’t cool unless you pee/poop your pants.

But as it turns out, it wasn’t even poop. It simply was just bad lighting on the TV:

That’s as white as white undies can get. Zero poop. But if there was poop, which again there wasn’t poop, it would be completely understandable.

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