YO, who is this dude?! What an absolute classy, power swing he has! But why in the hell is he just chillin in the bleachers wearing khaki shorts and new balances?! This guy needs a Longhorn uniform and Nike cleats and he needed them yesterday!
A story straight out of Rookie of the Year:
Really my only concern about giving him a roster spot is that Texas is on a roll right now (11-3). I’d hate to throw him in the four hole and jeopardize the chemistry we have going. BUT when Babe Ruth Jr. comes knocking, I think you got to open, right?
PS: He wasn’t the only fan who made a splash at last night’s game: