No way this mess ends clean,
Especially when our GM/Head Coach is a trading fiend,
Giving away our star WR was just mean,
And for what, a bean and paper ream?
Now Deshaun doesn’t have anyone who can run a seam,
But no doubt he’ll still come into the season lookin lean,
Because there’s no QB1 in the league with better genes.
Hey, DeAndre, thoughts on me and Deshaun’s poem expressing our frustration with the Texans organization, specifically that asshole Bill O’Brien?