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What’s Worse — Being A Cheater, A Hypocrite Or Both? Asking For A Yankees Friend

In the wee hours of the night, this bombshell report dropped. Yankee fans near and far praying no one would notice.

But nope. We noticed.

And look, obviously this isn’t a surprise. I’ve said it a million times, EVERYONE was stealing signs. It was literally part of the game of baseball. But these asshole Yankee fans and players tried to claim they were above it. That they were sick to their stomach over sign stealing. Couldn’t sleep at night about it. Just disgusted. That they sucked the past ten years only because everyone was stealing signs but them. Well now what assholes? Awfully quiet in Yankeeland right now.