Video: Cowboys Safety HaHa Clinton-Dix Outruns Two Wild Bears

#Cowboys safety @haha_cd6 showing off the quick change of direction skills, as he rolls up on a mama bear and her cub… 😂😂😂@wfaa | @wfaasports

(via his account _ha21 on Instagram) pic.twitter.com/iGN6BEpGL2

— Mike Leslie (@MikeLeslieWFAA) June 23, 2020

My fatass would 100% turn the scooter around and scoot the hell out of there. But I’m not HaHa. I don’t have the foot speed. The agility. The god gifted talent to keep up with a speedy receiver or run away from a fucking grizzly bear. Just incredible.

However, while I’m not a conspiracy guy, I do find it interesting that when star safety Jamal Adams releases a public statement about his desire to be a Dallas Cowboy, that current Cowboys safety HaHa puts out this video? Hmmmm. Trying to say something Haha? Your move Jerry.