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Video: Cowboys Safety HaHa Clinton-Dix Outruns Two Wild Bears

My fatass would 100% turn the scooter around and scoot the hell out of there. But I’m not HaHa. I don’t have the foot speed. The agility. The god gifted talent to keep up with a speedy receiver or run away from a fucking grizzly bear. Just incredible.

However, while I’m not a conspiracy guy, I do find it interesting that when star safety Jamal Adams releases a public statement about his desire to be a Dallas Cowboy, that current Cowboys safety HaHa puts out this video? Hmmmm. Trying to say something Haha? Your move Jerry.