I already got invited to the bubble. Yea the season definitely ending early. 😭😭😭— Hiiiiiii (@Ugly_Anna) July 12, 2020
Wow y’all are gonna get me uninvited now. I’m out. 😂— Hiiiiiii (@Ugly_Anna) July 12, 2020
Look, we all know this was going to be THE No.1 problem with the NBA bubble. Stephen A. Smith even said so himself:
Stephen A Smith on NBA players breaking the Disney Bubble because they're going to be sexually frustrated and need to go out for "recreational activities"… pic.twitter.com/trgMrAUeAl— gifdsports (@gifdsports) June 30, 2020
Because while players in the bubble may bitch about food, living situation or that the fishing isn’t good enough:
"Aw man, they mad at me bro. I'm gone. Just got the text. Exposing too much s**t. My bad."— Ballislife.com (@Ballislife) July 10, 2020
JR Smith's hilarious tour of the NBA bubble gets shut down: https://t.co/NK3NrFEAwB pic.twitter.com/1VBqaHCYI2
Ben Simmons out here catching fish in Orlando 🐟— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) July 11, 2020
(via @J_Rich1) pic.twitter.com/C8UR14Khta
Bubble Food Update: Montrezl Harrell pic.twitter.com/ejF8K9p5wz— NBA Central (@TheNBACentral) July 9, 2020
at the end of the day they’ll still eat the shitty food, sleep on a queen size mattress and fish until there’s no more stocked fish in the pond.
But you know what they absolutely will not do?!? Go 3 months without sex. Just won’t happen. Can’t do it. Won’t do it. And Anna is proof of that.
So, the only question now is which NBA player gets kicked out of the bubble first for falling into Anna’s thirst trap?
Now that the game over let me post my thirst trap 😂 pic.twitter.com/3LcI8LeOBH— Hiiiiiii (@Ugly_Anna) February 14, 2020
PS: Through my due diligence and investigative reporting I discovered Anna was from Houston, causing me to immediately update the Top 5 suspected players who invited Anna to the bubble:
The Top 5 Suspects:— House Of Takes (@HouseOfTakes) July 12, 2020
1. James Harden
2. James Harden
3. James Harden
4. James Harden
5. James Harden https://t.co/pRXrdu2JH0
BUT WAIT! There’s now another suspect in the mix!
@spidadmitchell already wylin 🤦🏾♂️ https://t.co/UFOV9iHWMp— Mo Bamba (@TheRealMoBamba) July 12, 2020
Donovan, care to comment?!?!?
UPDATE: We have our culprit!
Looks like we got our culprit @AlvinGentry https://t.co/pRXrdu2JH0 pic.twitter.com/cYLyUv1pNd— House Of Takes (@HouseOfTakes) July 13, 2020