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3 Astros Players Were Beamed Today, Resulting In All 3 Players Scoring And Astros Winning 15-6

Hit the Stros all you want but the end result will not be good for you. As it stands now, we’re averaging 5 runs for every hit batter! Just an incredible ROH (return on hit) ratio.

Now, for the highlights SportsCenter doesn’t want to show you:

LOVE TO SEE IT! There’s a reason we have the No.1 odds (+650) to take home the Ship this season.

PS: Bregman, care to comment on the slaughter today:

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