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The Most Houston Video There Ever Was

Welcome to Houston. If you’ve ever spent a day in H-town, you’ll know this is the most accurate display of Houston driving there ever was. Just a bunch of wannabe Jeff Gordans and Danika Patricks driving like a bunch of assholes. I mean if you think Corona is scary, just try cruising down 610 on a Friday at 5pm — that will put some hair on your chest.

As to who’s the biggest culprit in the video, it’s honestly hard to say? The lady who took this video from her dashcam is definitely part of the problem. Because even though the guy in front of her put on his blinker pretty last minute, he had been breaking for a while — she’s got to have some common sense and awareness that he’s trying to get over to 610. Anyone who has EVER driven in Houston knows that 59 to 610 interchange is a real bitch, so, I do feel for the guy. But at the same time, if your ass is going 59 North, you should KNOW to stay in the far left lane from the get go. Not try to slide over 3 lanes at the last minute. And if you don’t know that, then you really have no business driving in Houston EVER.

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