Austin Longhorns

LEGEND ALERT: Longhorn Superfan Scott Wilson Will Not Let Covid Stop Him From Attending His 526th Straight Texas Football Game Saturday

Don’t tell Scott Wilson that Texas isn’t back, the guy never even left! What a badass. Just zipped down his pants, pulled his big balls out and put them right on the line. Says if he dies because he had to watch Texas beat UTEP 64–3 up close and personal, then so be it. He dies. But he’s not going to let COVID dictate his future or stop him from doing him. Love it.