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Austin • Longhorns

Chris Del Conte Breaks His Silence

November 3, 2020
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Is This Why Chris Del Conte Wants Tom Herman Gone?

November 3, 2020
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Chris Del Conte Called A Booster Last Week Asking For Money To Buyout Herman And Confirmed He Had Urban Meyer’s Verbal Commitment

November 3, 2020
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LEGEND ALERT: Longhorn Superfan Scott Wilson Will Not Let Covid Stop Him From Attending His 526th Straight Texas Football Game Saturday

September 10, 2020
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Austin • Austin FC

Messi To Join Austin FC?

August 25, 2020
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Sam Ehlinger Says He Cried When The LSU Game Got Canceled

August 18, 2020
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Jalen Milroe Just Decommitted From Texas And Committed To Alabama Because He’s Scared Of Quinn Ewers

August 17, 2020
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Current A&M Tight End Wants To Leave Aggies To Join Quinn Ewers At Texas

August 14, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

If The College Football Season Is Canceled Where Does Sam Ehlinger Land On The All Time UT QB1 List?

August 11, 2020
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Austin

Austin Guy Puts One Flag In His Yard For Every Texan That Has Died Of COVID-19

August 7, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

‪Jordan Speith Shoots +3 Day 1 Of PGA Championship And Now Is Refusing To Leave The Driving Range

August 6, 2020
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Wild Video Of Gunshots Fired At BLM Protesters Marching Downtown Austin Last Night

July 26, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

A&M Is Too Scared To Play UT — I Know It, You Know It And The UT Players DEFINITELY Know It

July 24, 2020
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Elon Musk Goes To Matt’s El Rancho?

July 22, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Sam Ehlinger Would Be Better Off If The College Football Season Was Canceled?

July 18, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

MUST WATCH: Ricky And Earl Sit Down Together To Discuss The Field Name Change

July 15, 2020
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Legendary Texas HS Football Coach Todd Dodge Is Not Giving Up Hope On The Season

July 14, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Where’s The Vince Young Statue?

July 13, 2020
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Georgetown, Texas High School Sophomore With The Catch Of The Year Over Tyreek Hill

July 13, 2020
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Austin

Texas Football Needs Greg Kelley

July 9, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Bijan Robinson With The Best Catch Of The Offseason?

June 27, 2020
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‪Should UT Sign This Kid?‬

June 25, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Vince Young Was Offered Reggie Bush’s Heisman And Turned It Down

June 24, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

OU’s New Sooner Schooner Still Sucks

June 23, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Who Will Be QB2?

June 23, 2020
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Austin

Stevie Ray Vaughan Statue On Town Lake Vandalized

June 21, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

It’s Time For UT To Let Our Players Wear Alternative Uniforms

June 19, 2020
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Longhorn’s Starting DB Anthony Cook Quits The Team Via Twitter And Then Un-Quits The Team All In A Night’s Work

June 11, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas Safety BJ Foster Just Broke His Hand Punching His Car Bumper

June 11, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Why Two UT Football Players Testing Positive For COVID-19 Is A Good Thing

June 10, 2020
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Rate Gary Clark Jr’s Back Flip

June 9, 2020
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Texas Football Players Getting Tested For COVID-19 Prior To Practice Looks Absolutely HORRENDOUS

June 8, 2020
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The Texas Football Team Marching From DKR To The State Capitol Is The Best Thing You’ll See Today

June 4, 2020
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Austin

Drew Brees Fucked Up

June 3, 2020
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While Not Surprising, Today Is A Horrible Day To Be An Aggie

May 28, 2020
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Chad Ochocinco Weighs In On The Long, Heated Debate — Shipley Donuts or Jordan Shipley

May 28, 2020
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Austin

There Is Now A Hawaiian Themed Chick-fil-A And It Looks DELICIOUS

May 28, 2020
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Texas Guard Andrew Jones Named Big 12 Sportsperson of the Year

May 27, 2020
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Austin

Only ONE Player Agreed To MLB’s Proposed Pay Cut

May 27, 2020
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Is Texas Baseball Signee Lucas Gordon Better Than Randy Johnson?

May 27, 2020
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Longhorns To Play At Westlake High School Stadium Next Season?

May 20, 2020
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The Top 5 Moments In Longhorn Sports This Year

May 19, 2020
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Austin

NFL Hires Former Atlanta Falcons “Fake Crowd Noise” Guy For The 2020 Season

May 13, 2020
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Austin

WILD STORY: Austin (Westlake) Native Is Arrested After Failed Attempt To Capture Venezuelan President

May 11, 2020
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Austin

Rate Justin Tucker’s Cover Of Joe Exotic’s Hit Single

May 8, 2020
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Austin

Earl Thomas Proves Why He Is The Best Defender In The League

May 6, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Colin Johnson On Why Sam Ehlinger Is The GOAT

May 6, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Thoughts And Prayers To All The Aggies Out There

May 5, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas AD Chris Del Conte Says He Won’t Shave Until Longhorn Football Is Back

April 30, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

The University Of Texas May Never Lose Another Game

April 29, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

What Does The Lack Of Texas Offensive Lineman Drafted Into The NFL Tell Us?

April 27, 2020
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Austin • Austin FC

Cristiano Ronaldo To Austin FC?

April 23, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

To No One’s Surprise, Sam Ehlinger Dominates Zoom Huddles

April 16, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Nick Foles Just Donated $10K To Sam Ehlinger’s COVID-19 Relief Fund To Get It To $100K

April 15, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Aggies Are Claiming To Have A Leaked UT Football Playbook

April 13, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

The People Have Spoken — It’s Time To Make The Red River Shootout A Night Game

April 9, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

UT President Gregory Fenves Has Entered The Transfer Portal

April 7, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Sam Ehlinger Says College Football Will Happen

April 5, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Rate UT Golfer Cole Hammer’s Quarantine Trick Shot

April 4, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Mack Brown Finally Reveals The Secret Behind Beating USC In The 2006 Rose Bowl Game

April 2, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Tom Herman Is Pissed He’s Not Allowed To Send Players Workout Equipment — Texas Players Immediately Take Matters Into Their Own Hands And Make Their Own Equipment

March 30, 2020
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Texas Football Defensive Coach Isn’t Letting COVID-19 Stop Him From Recruiting Across The Country

March 30, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Bill Belichick Called Tom Herman Over The Weekend To Inquire About Longhorn Draft Prospects

March 30, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Shaka Smart Says UT Would Have Made March Madness

March 27, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas Athletic Director Del Conte Announces Shaka Smart Will Return, Which Means The Greg Brown Era Has Officially Begun

March 27, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

STOP What You’re Doing And Help QB1 Sam Ehlinger Raise $1,000,000 For COVID-19 Relief

March 27, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

The End Zone Pylon From Vince Young’s 2006 Rose Bowl Game Winning Run Has Been Discovered

March 26, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Bevo Is Officially A Big Brother

March 25, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Rate These Longhorn Air Force 1s

March 24, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas OC Mike Yurich Is Here To Help You Pass Quarantine Time

March 24, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Which Texas Football Players Needed Spring Practice the Most?

March 22, 2020
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Love Austin? Love Animals? Bored in Quarantine? Then I Got Just The Thing For You

March 19, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

TBT: Two University of Texas Legends Discuss What It Means To Be A Longhorn

March 19, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

The NFL Owes Ricky Williams An Apology

March 15, 2020
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Austin

Who Did It Better: Titanic or HEB?

March 14, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Hang Another Banner, Texas Defends Their NIT Title

March 13, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Shaka Smart Officially Keeps His Job As Longhorns Head Coach

March 12, 2020
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Fans Will Not Be Allowed To Attend WGC Dell Match Play

March 12, 2020
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Texas Has Officially Suspended Attendance At All Home Games

March 11, 2020
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Are The Longhorns Now Favorites To Win March Madness?

March 11, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Is Sam Ehlinger About To Drop The No.1 Country Song Of The Year?

March 10, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

To Absolutely No One’s Surprise, Sam Ehlinger Has Been Voted ‘Big 12 Best Returning Player’

March 10, 2020
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Austin

Matthew McConaughey Addresses SXSW Being Canceled

March 9, 2020
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Westlake High School Student Self-Quarantines Himself After Possible Coronavirus Exposure

March 9, 2020
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Austin

Can This Local Austin Kid Save The World From Coronavirus?

March 8, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas Baseball Hosted A Student Home Run Derby After Last Night’s Game And They May Have Found The Next Babe Ruth

March 7, 2020
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Austin

SXSW Is Canceled, Will WGC Dell Match Play Be Next?

March 6, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Coronavirus 1, SXSW 0

March 6, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

UPDATE: The OU Football Player Who Found Love After OU Lost To Texas Got His Date

March 5, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas Fans Out Hustle The Rest Of The Country

March 5, 2020
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An OU Football Player Found Love Last Night After OU Lost To Texas In Classic, Devastating Fashion

March 4, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

It’s March And OU Still Sucks

March 3, 2020
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Austin

Coronavirus Has Officially Hit Austin, Texas

March 3, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Devin Duvernay May Be The No. 1 Overall Pick In The NFL Draft

February 27, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

If You Want To Watch Collin Johnson Dominate The Bench Press I Have Just The Video For You

February 26, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

The One Argument For Not Firing Shaka Smart

February 26, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Is Texas The Most Underachieving Basketball School In The Country?

February 25, 2020
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Austin

Today Is The 3 Year Anniversary Of Baker Mayfield’s Signature Run

February 25, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Breaking: The Longhorns Are Really Fucking Good At Baseball

February 23, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

The Shaka Smart Era Is Over

February 19, 2020
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Austin

Bowie High School Basketball Player Shea O’Reilly, Who Has Special Needs, Goes Coast To Coast And Drills A Dagger Three To Help Seal The Win Over Lake Travis

February 15, 2020
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Texas Is Officially The Strongest College In The Country

February 15, 2020
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Austin

Girl Goes Scorched Earth On Baker Mayfield, Takes To Twitter Claiming She And Baker Have Been Hooking Up

February 9, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

How Dumb Is My Friend For Saying Eric Crouch Is A Better QB1 Than Sam Ehlinger?

February 8, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

TJ’s Ford’s Reaction To His Son Drilling A Game Winning Three Pointer Is The Best

February 5, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Jay Bilas Says If He Was Texas AD That Shaka Smart‘s Job Wouldn’t Be In Danger

February 3, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Jerry Jones’ Grandson Commits To Texas

February 3, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas Football Assistant Coach May Have Just Killed An Aggie

January 29, 2020
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Austin • Austin FC

Should Chris Simms Get A Tattoo Of Kyle Shanahan If The 49ers Win The Super Bowl?

January 28, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Must Listen: Earl Campbell Called In To SiriusXM Mad Dog As “Earl In Austin” And Sat On Hold For 30 Minutes Just To Give His Kobe Take

January 27, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

This Is Why Sam Ehlinger Should Be The Richest QB1 In The Country

January 23, 2020
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Austin • Austin FC

Everything Is Coming Up Austin FC

January 23, 2020
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Austin

Matthew McConaughey Just Added Another Title To His Belt

January 23, 2020
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Austin

If You Don’t Think Matt’s El Rancho Is The No. 1 Mexican Food Restaurant In Austin You Either Have An Unsophisticated Palate Or You’re Just An Idiot

January 22, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Collin Johnson Just Murdered Someone

January 21, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Did Anyone In Austin Celebrate MLK Day Harder Than This Dude?

January 21, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

One Of UT’s Top Football Commits And Potential Future QB1 Ja’Quinden Jackson Weighs In On The Black Jersey Debate

January 21, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas AD Chris Del Conti HATES Black Uniforms

January 19, 2020
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Austin • Austin FC

Should Austin FC Sign This Amateur Soccer Player?

January 17, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Longhorn Legend Kris Boyd Goes Off On Emmanuel Acho

January 17, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Emmanuel Acho Went On National TV And Claimed Texas DBs Received $1,000 For Every INT They Made

January 16, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Rate Oklahoma State’s Plan To Beat Texas

January 15, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Sam Ehlinger Is The Best QB1 LSU Faced All Season And It’s Not Even Close

January 15, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Huston Street Gets His Number Retired at Disch Falk

January 14, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Should Texas Get The Credit If LSU Wins The National Championship?

January 11, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Dear Sam Ehlinger Haters

January 9, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Was This The Secret Weapon To Winning The Alamo Bowl?

January 7, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

The Ten Year Anniversary Of The Worst Play In Longhorn Football History Was Today

January 7, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Per Usual, Texas Takes Down A&M In Classic Fashion

January 6, 2020
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Austin • Baylor • Dallas • SMU • TCU • Texas A&M • Texas Tech • U. of Houston

The Final Texas Football Power Rankings

January 4, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

MySanAntonio.com Called Me A Bitter Utah Fan And I’m Triggered

January 2, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Sam Ehlinger With The Tweet Of The Year And It’s Only January 1st

January 1, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Utah’s QB1 Tyler Huntley Is Making Excuses For Getting Dominated By Texas In The Alamo Bowl

January 1, 2020
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Austin • Longhorns

Sam Ehlinger Is Not Ruling Out Declaring For This Years NFL Draft

December 29, 2019
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Austin

Does A Hole-In-One At Pitch And Putt Still Count?

December 28, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Mike Yurcich Will Be Named Texas Next Offensive Coordinator

December 26, 2019
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Austin

6A Texas State Championship Recap

December 23, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Long Time OU Commit Flips To Texas

December 21, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Fans Want Sam Ehlinger To Be Named UT’s Next Offensive Coordinator?

December 19, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Tom Herman Hits The Longhorn Network With Double Middle Fingers, But What Does It All Mean?

December 18, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Should Todd Dodge Be UT’s Next Offensive Coordinator?

December 17, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

BREAKING: Graham Harrell Turns Down UT’s Offensive Coordinator Offer

December 16, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Emmanuel Acho We Need To Talk

December 13, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Matthew McConaughey, Joe Jonas and Lady Stark Take Austin

December 7, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Does Sam Ehlinger Own A Gum Empire?

December 4, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas, We Have An Offensive Coordinator Problem

December 4, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Top 5 Defensive Coordinators Available: Rapper Edition

December 3, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Breaking: Texas Fires Defensive Coordinator Todd Orlando

December 1, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Me and Sam Ehlinger Had Our First Fight

November 30, 2019
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Austin

Stephen F. Austin Is Back

November 26, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Rate The New Texas Basketball Arena

November 26, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Rate Kerwin Roach’s Signature

November 22, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Malcolm Roach Addresses His Penalty That Set Up Iowa State’s Game-Winning FG. Spoiler Alert, It’s Depressing

November 19, 2019
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Austin

Is Matt’s El Rancho Elite?

November 19, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Who Not To Blame

November 18, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

The Astros Trash Can Banger Has Come Out Of Hiding And Issued A Full Confession

November 15, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Rate The New DKR South End Zone “Longhorn Patio”

November 14, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Rally Goals

November 13, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas Baseball Had A Better Day Than You

November 13, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Andrew Jones Officially DUNKED On Cancer

November 13, 2019
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Is Texas Back, Again?

November 11, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Not Everyone Loved Dicker’s Pregame Fit

November 10, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Is This The Best Texas Fight Chant In The History Of The Texas Fight Chant?

November 10, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Rate The New “Eyes Of Texas” ft Gucci Mane

November 8, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Dear Cancer, Fuck You. Sincerely, Andrew Jones.

November 5, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

What I Got Matthew McConaughey For His 50th Birthday

November 4, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

The US Grand Prix Is In Austin This Weekend But Daniel Ricciardo Has Already Won It

October 31, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

We’ll Always Have The 2018-2019 NIT Championship

October 29, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Would Urban Meyer Really Come To Texas?

October 28, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Ricky Williams’ Heisman Trophy Sells for A Record Breaking Amount At Auction

October 24, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Who At The Austin American Statesman Did Justin Tucker Piss Off?

October 22, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Rate TCU’s New Uniforms They’re Debuting Against Texas

October 22, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Has There Ever Been A Worse Use Of Timeouts In The History Of Timeouts?

October 21, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Rate UT Football’s Throwback Uniforms They’ll Wear This Weekend

October 15, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas Crushes OU In Style

October 13, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Warning: Graphic Footage Of Grass Being Ruined

October 11, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Shoutout Devin Duvernay

October 10, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Is This The Most Austin, Texas Video Of All Time?

October 9, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

On The Scale From 1 To Sooner, How Dumb Is The @OUBarstool Account?

October 8, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Is Ehlinger Calling The Plays Now?

October 8, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Does Anyone Long For Their Own Hand Sign More Than Oklahoma fans?

October 8, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

The Lincoln Riley Rumors

October 8, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Was Sam Cosmi’s Touchdown The Best Touchdown Ever Scored By An Offensive Lineman In The History Of Football?

October 6, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Does West Virginia Have A Mascot Problem?

October 4, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

GOAL!!! Texas Scores Ridiculous Last Second Goal To Take Down TCU 1-0

October 4, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Is This The Most Aggressive Handshake In The History Of Handshakes?

October 3, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Hey West Virginia, Please Stop Trying To Make Texas Your Rival

October 3, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Why Texas Offensive Lineman Derek Kerstetter Is So Wrong

October 1, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

What I Got Sam Ehlinger For His 21st Birthday

September 30, 2019
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Austin

The Texas State Rudy?

September 27, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Sam Ehlinger Snubbed Again?

September 26, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Are Coach Herman and Ehlinger The Best Head Coach/QB1 Combo In The Country?

September 26, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Is Matthew McConaughey Making Too Much Or Too Little Money Teaching At Texas?

September 25, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

There Will Be Beer

September 24, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Will This Be Sam Ehlinger’s Final Season As A Longhorn?

September 24, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Breaking: UT Football Lands Another HUGE Recruit

September 22, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Wearing A Speedo To A College Volleyball Game, Fashion Forward or Fashion Faux Pas?

September 20, 2019
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Austin

Big Tex Is Back From The IR

September 20, 2019
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Austin

The Rice Owl Paid Up On His Bet

September 20, 2019
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Austin • Longhorns

Texas A&M Is Officially Scared To Play Texas

September 19, 2019
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