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Houston • Texans

Will Fuller Is Getting Traded And Houston Officially Has A Problem

November 3, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

THE NBA IS RUINING DANUEL HOUSE’S MARRIAGE AND BREAKING UP HIS FAMILY IN ORDER TO HELP LEBRON WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP

September 10, 2020
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Houston • Texans

If You Don’t Think Deshaun Watson Is Worth $177.54 Milly This Blog Will Change Your Mind

September 5, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Should The Astros Worry Jose Altuve’s Balls Are Too Big?

September 4, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Daryl Morey Is Taking Note Of All H-Town Haters

September 4, 2020
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Astros • Houston

To No One’s Surprise, Vegas Currently Has The Astros As The Favorite To Win The World Series

August 27, 2020
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Lakers Will Officially Not Be A Problem For The Rockets Title Run

August 7, 2020
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Astros • Houston

LA Dodgers Pitcher Joe Kelly Has Never Struck Out A Batter In His Entire Pitching Career?

July 28, 2020
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2018 Video Surfaces Of New York Yankees Cheating

July 26, 2020
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Astros • Houston

BREAKING: Justin Verlander Still Expects To Pitch In 2020 World Series

July 26, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Father/Son’s 42nd Consecutive Astros Home Opener Attendance Streak In Jeopardy

July 25, 2020
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The Most Houston Video There Ever Was

July 21, 2020
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Astros • Houston

3 Astros Players Were Beamed Today, Resulting In All 3 Players Scoring And Astros Winning 15-6

July 21, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

Rate Daryl Morey’s NBA Bubble Haircut

July 20, 2020
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Houston • Texans

BREAKING: JJ Watt Is Now Stronger Than You!

July 9, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

James Harden And Russell Westbrook Did Not Travel With Rockets To Orlando Bubble — Naturally Opting To Fly In Their Own Private Jets

July 9, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

James Harden & Lil Baby Road Around Houston In Lambos Today, How About You?

June 25, 2020
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Houston • Texans

Jamal Adams To The Texans?

June 18, 2020
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Astros • Houston

What’s Worse — Being A Cheater, A Hypocrite Or Both? Asking For A Yankees Friend

June 13, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Who’s The Bigger Cheater — Astros Or Mario Lopez

June 5, 2020
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Houston • Texans

Seeing DeAndre Hopkins In Arizona Gear Stings More Than I Thought It Would

May 28, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

Russell Westbook and Kevin Hart Worked Out Harder Than You Did Today

May 13, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Gerrit Cole Regrets Signing With The Yankees?

May 5, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Video Surfaces Of More Alleged Astros Electronic Cheating But Here Is Why This Yankee Fan Is An Idiot

April 23, 2020
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Houston • Texans

Disgruntled Ex-Texans WR DeAndre Hopkins Takes Shots At Former QB1

April 11, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

Rockets Owner Tilman Fertitta Is Fucked

April 7, 2020
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Carlos Correa Could Be Making A Switch To The NBA?

March 25, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Astros Josh Reddick Absolutely Destroys Twitter Troll

March 24, 2020
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Houston • Texans

Deshaun Watson Voices His Displeasure With The Texans

March 23, 2020
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Houston Roughnecks QB1 And Undefeated XFL Champion, PJ Walker, Has Signed With The Carolina Panthers

March 23, 2020
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RIP To Houston Legend Kenny Rodgers

March 21, 2020
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Rate Arian Foster’s Quarantine Meal

March 20, 2020
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Houston • Texans

Reason 1,433,452,342 Why Bill O’Brien Should Be Fired — He Told DeAndre Hopkins He Was Acting Like Aaron Hernandez Prior To Trading Him

March 18, 2020
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Can Houston Trade The Texans For The Roughnecks?

March 16, 2020
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BREAKING: I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID IN MY LAST BLOG, THE HOUSTON TEXANS ARE OFFICIALLY COMPLETE IDIOTS AND HAVE TRADED DEANDRE HOPKINS!!

March 16, 2020
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TRADE ALERT: Texans Acquire RB David Johnson From Cardinals

March 16, 2020
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Houston Roughnecks Become Only The 2nd Team In Professional Football History To Go Undefeated

March 13, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

James Harden Did Not Shit His Pants

February 29, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

The Story Of The Harden v. Anteokounmpo Beef

February 28, 2020
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Astros • Houston

James Harden Just Invited Me Over To His House

February 28, 2020
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Astros • Houston

The Problem With Being Married To A Super Model

February 27, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

James Harden Finally Addresses The Question Everyone Wants To Know: Can Anyone Stop Him?

February 26, 2020
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Astros • Houston

It’s With A Heavy Heart I Announce It’s Time For The Astros To Stop Talking

February 26, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Today George Springer Swung A Baseball Bat Harder Than Any Player Has Ever Swung A Baseball Bat

February 26, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Why Does ESPN, The Athletic And All Of New York Media Refuse To Address Gerrit Cole’s Comments?

February 25, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Video: More Disgusting Behavior From Opposing MLB Fans

February 25, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

James Harden Attends Kobe Bryant’s Memorial Service In LA, Then Immediately Flies Back To Houston And Puts Up A Ridiculous 37 Point Performance

February 24, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Travis Scott Loved Travis Scott Bobblehead Night

February 24, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Rate This Guys Custom Astros’ Jersey

February 24, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Here’s Why Opposing Fans Should Continue To BOOOOO The Astros

February 24, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

There Was A Murder At Last Night’s Rockets v. Utah Game

February 23, 2020
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The Astros Did NOT Steal Signs

February 23, 2020
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Guy Fieri And The Houston Roughnecks Go Together Like Buffalo Wings And Ranch

February 20, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Did The Yankees Invent Sign Stealing?

February 19, 2020
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Astros • Houston

New Astros Pitcher Jared Hughes May Have Just Saved The Astros Season

February 19, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Which Is Worse — Threatening To Physically Assault And Cause Bodily Injury To Someone OR Attempting To Steal A Pitching Sign By Banging A Trashcan?

February 18, 2020
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Astros • Houston

A Disgraceful, No Good, Pathetic Yankees Fan Yells “Cheater” At Jose Altuve

February 17, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Astros Season Ticket Holder Sues Team For $1 million

February 17, 2020
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Houston • Texans

JJ Watt Finally Gets A Ring: Marries Kealia Ohai

February 16, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Carlos Correa Blasts Mike Fiers and Cody Bellinger, Honorably Admits To Using A Trash Can And Then Explains Why Jose Altuve Didn’t Want His Jersey Ripped Off After The Walk-Off

February 15, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Alex Bregman Addresses The Astros Cheating Scandal

February 12, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Rate The Astros New Slogan For The 2020 Season They Just Released

February 4, 2020
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Houston • U. of Houston

Video: University of Houston Basketball Player Gets Ejected For Biting

February 2, 2020
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Houston • Texans

‪Here Is Why JJ Watt Hosting SNL Has Me Nervous ‬

January 30, 2020
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Astros • Houston

The Entire Rockets Coaching Staff Wore Kobe’s Tonight

January 29, 2020
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Astros • Houston

This Guy Is The Worst

January 29, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Joe Buck Is Smarter Than The MLB And Every Yankee Fan When It Comes To Sign Stealing

January 29, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Rate Alex Bregman’s Dance Moves

January 28, 2020
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Astros Hire 70 Year Old Dusty Baker As Their Next Manager And Here Is Why It’s The Perfect Fit

January 28, 2020
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Astros • Houston

Does Mike Fiers Have The Worst Beard In The History Of Beards?

January 25, 2020
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Astros • Houston

On A Scale From 1-10, How Dumb Are These Yankee Fans?

January 19, 2020
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Astros • Houston

James Harden Addresses The Astros Cheating Scandal

January 17, 2020
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Astros • Houston

BREAKING: The Astros Are The 2017 World Series Champions And Everyone In Baseball Kinda Cheats

January 16, 2020
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Houston • U. of Houston

Houston’s Star QB1 D’Eriq King Will Most Likely Transfer To LSU Or Arkansas

January 15, 2020
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American Airline Pilot Demands A Texans Fan Take Off His Hat

January 11, 2020
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Houston • Rockets

James Harden Is The Best NBA Player In This Decade

December 30, 2019
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Patrick Beverley Comes At James Harden But Here Is Why He’s An Idiot

December 25, 2019
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The Worst Call In NBA History Happened Last Night

December 4, 2019
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Russell Westbrook Brother Tried To Fight The Clippers’ Players After Last Night’s Game

November 23, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Shoutout Russell Westbrook

November 19, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Justin Verlander Celebrated Winning The Cy Young Award By Going….Dog Sledding?

November 14, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

James Harden Guarantees The Rockets Win The Championship This Season

November 14, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Cry Me A Rivers

November 13, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Disgruntled ex-Astros Player Who Accepted A 2017 Astros World Series Ring And Then Later Claimed The Astros Were Cheating In 2017?

November 13, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Known and Certified Losers Are Trying To Say The World Champion Astros Cheat

November 12, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Jose Altuve May Have Lost The World Series But He’s Still Winning In Life

November 10, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Does James Harden Have A Strip Club Problem?

November 8, 2019
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Houston • U. of Houston

Houston QB D’Eriq King To Transfer To LSU?

November 3, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Mike Napoli Is A Douche!!!

October 30, 2019
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Astros • Houston • Texans

BREAKING: Deshaun Watson Is Forced To Cancel His “Play Ball” Call Before Tonight’s Game 7

October 30, 2019
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Rate DeAndre Hopkins Halloween Costume

October 30, 2019
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Top 5 Houston Athletes Of All Time

October 29, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Is This The Best High Five In The History Of High Fives?

October 28, 2019
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It’s One, Two, Three Boobs Out At The Old Ball Game!

October 28, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Houston Astros Secret Weapon?

October 27, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Watch James Harden Hit Himself In The Face

October 27, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Does Mattress Mack Need To Chill The Fuck Out?

October 25, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Rockets Now Have A Red Carpet And DJ For Their PreGame Entrances

October 24, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Did Yu Darvish Kill Justin Verlander?

October 23, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Rate Simone Biles First Pitch

October 23, 2019
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Astros • Houston

George Springer Has Now Homered In 5 Consecutive World Series Games, How Does He Feel About It?

October 23, 2019
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Astros • Houston

What Should The Punishment Be For Last Night’s Home Plate Umpire Missing This Call?

October 23, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Did This Astros Fan Change The Way Fans Celebrate Home Runs Forever?

October 21, 2019
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Thoughts On The New Paint Job?

October 21, 2019
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Astros • Houston

If This Video of Jose Altuve Doesn’t Make You Cry Then You’re Just A Cold, Dark and Horrible Person

October 21, 2019
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What’s The Better Way To Spend Your Sunday, Watching Aaron Judge Cry Or Jose Altuve Sing Backstreet Boys?

October 20, 2019
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The Nationals Are Already Talking Shit To The Astros?

October 20, 2019
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We’re Going To The Ship

October 19, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Should The Yankees Have To Forfeit Their Season?

October 17, 2019
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Astros • Houston

What Do You Think This Yankees Fan Is Doing Right Now?

October 16, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Breaking: Lebron James Just Cancelled Taco Tuesday

October 15, 2019
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Free Lesson: How To Pimp A Walk-off, Playoff Home Run ft. Carlos Correa

October 14, 2019
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Start Spreading The News

October 11, 2019
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Is This The Hardest Working Reporter In The History Of Reporting?

October 11, 2019
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Houston • U. of Houston

Houston You Have A Problem, Justin Murphy Blasts Dana Holgorsen In Wild Twitter Rant

October 11, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Astros v. Rays: Get Rich And Take These Pics

October 10, 2019
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Did A.J. Hinch Just Revolutionize The Way We Eat Sunflower Seeds?

October 8, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Jalen Ramsey Skipped The Jaguars Game To Watch The Texans/Deshaun Watson Play?

October 6, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Over/Under 3.5 Days Until Daryl Morey Is Fired?

October 6, 2019
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The Striptease

September 30, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

GET RICH: Rockets -42.5 Tonight Against The Shanghai Sharks Is The Lock Of The NBA Season

September 30, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Deshaun Watson Got Real Sassy After The Loss

September 29, 2019
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If You Aren’t Kissing Through A Net, Are You Even Kissing At All?

September 29, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Blastin Off Like A Houston Rocket

September 27, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Soon To Be MVP Alex Bregman Launched His 40th Homer Of The Season

September 24, 2019
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Houston • U. of Houston

Did OU Just Land Their 2020 QB1?

September 23, 2019
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Houston • Texans

The Snoop Dogg X Houston Texans Collab Is Fire

September 23, 2019
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Astros • Houston

A.J. Hinch With The Clinch Speech For The Ages

September 23, 2019
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Deandre Hopkins Is MUCH Better Than Antonio Brown, MY TAKE:

September 20, 2019
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Astros • Houston

The Secret Behind Justin Verlander and Gerrit Cole’s Success

September 19, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Cole 300

September 18, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Tilman Fertitta Continues To Ride His Hot Streak

September 17, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Jalen Ramsey To Houston?

September 16, 2019
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Deshaun Watson’s Birthday Present Is Better Than Yours

September 16, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Rockets Owner, Tilman Fertitta, Firing Shots At Chris Paul On A Casual September Afternoon

September 16, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Harden Discusses Why He Deserved The MVP Over Giannis

September 14, 2019
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Gambling • Houston • U. of Houston

Lock Of The Week — Week 3

September 13, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Did Russell Westbrook Have The All Time Best Guest Appearance On Jimmy Fallon Last Night?

September 11, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Is Justin Verlander The Best Pitcher To Have Ever Taken The Mound?

September 2, 2019
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Houston • Texans

How Drunk Is Bill O’Brien?

August 31, 2019
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Texans Get The Green Light To Trade Clowney For Tunsil

August 29, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Clowney Addresses The Trade Rumors Via His…XBOX?

August 27, 2019
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Andrew Luck: Your Next Houston Roughnecks QB1

August 24, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Is James Harden The New Oprah

August 24, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Verlander Told Detroit Free Press To Fuck Off And Now They Won’t Stop Crying

August 22, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Do The Dallas Cowboys Have To Cancel Their Season?

August 22, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Mario Williams Has Been Arrested In Houston

August 21, 2019
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Should The XFL Houston Roughnecks Sign Tom Savage?

August 21, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Coach O’Brien Gets Deep When Talking About Duke Johnson

August 20, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Rockets GM Daryl Morey Ends the MJ v. Lebron GOAT Debate

August 15, 2019
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Houston • Texans

What If I Told You, I Know Exactly Where Jadeveon Clowney Is

August 13, 2019
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Astros • Houston

BREAKING: It’s August 11th And The MLB Season Is Over

August 11, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Lonnie Johnson Jr. Made Multiple Green Bay Players Cry

August 8, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Texans Training Camp Will Leave You Speechless

August 5, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Alex Bregman Gets In A Workout Mid-Game

August 1, 2019
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Texans Training Camp Fight, Kids and Guns Involved

August 1, 2019
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Astros • Houston

The Zack Greinke Party

July 31, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Nolan Ryan Helped Save Justin Verlander

July 30, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Whataburger Birthday Party #Ad

July 30, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Jose Altuve Smashes 3-run HR for 1,500th Career Hit

July 28, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

The Aftermath Of The Russell Westbrook Party

July 27, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

The Russell Westbrook Party

July 26, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Do Astros Have The Smartest Fan Base In The MLB?

July 25, 2019
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Houston • Texans

What Does JJ Watt Get Paid To Do?

July 25, 2019
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Gambling • Houston

Houston District Attorney’s Office Makes A BAD Gamble

July 24, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Rate Yuli Gurriel’s Inside The Park Homerun

July 24, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Does Harden No Longer Have The Best Stepback In The League?

July 23, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Hopkins and Watt Have Both Been Placed On The PUP List

July 21, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Video: Harden Says He’s Still The Captain Despite Russ Coming To Town

July 19, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Is Yao The GOAT?

July 19, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Reports: James Harden’s Fever Has Gotten Worse

July 18, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Benches Clear For The 2nd Time In A Week Between Astros and Angels

July 17, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Adam Silver Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop. Now Fines Titta For Leaking IN PUBLIC

July 15, 2019
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Houston • U. of Houston

With Dana Holgorsen Leaving For Houston, Who Is The Hair Apparent In The Big 12?

July 15, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

The Number 1 Overall Pick Is Now A Rocket

July 14, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Footage Released Of Russ and Harden Getting Offseason Work In

July 13, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

If You Can’t Dance Off A Franchise Changing Trade Are You Even A Real Fan? My Take:

July 13, 2019
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Astros • Houston

Breaking: Bregman’s Head Fell Off

July 12, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Daryl and Russ Just Made It Official

July 12, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

What Will The Harden and Russ Future Look Like In Houston? My Take:

July 11, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Sources: Rockets Owner Tilman Fertitta Had Been Scouting Russ The Whole Time

July 11, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Houston, We Have Russ!

July 11, 2019
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Houston • Texans

What If I Told You The Best General Manager The Texans Ever Had Was No General Manager At All?

July 11, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Hopkins With The Catch Of The Year And The Season Hasn’t Even Started

July 9, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Breaking: Harden Has A Fever

July 9, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Did Russ and Love Just Confirm They’re Going to Htown?

July 8, 2019
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Astros • Houston

No Internet Troll Is Safe: Alex Bregman Throwing Haymakers On The Twitter Streets

July 8, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Daryl Morey Just Addressed The Rumors via His Twitter

July 7, 2019
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Rumor: Westbrook Trade Talks Have Commenced Between OKC/Htown and…Mavs?

July 7, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Russ To Rockets Watch Party Has Begun

July 7, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Hey Daryl, Let’s Get The Boys Back Together

July 6, 2019
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Yao Ming Looking Like A Snack At Summer League

July 5, 2019
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Is Brad Peacock And His Wife Showing Up To Josh Reddicks 4th of July Pool Party With Peacock Floats A Power Move?

July 5, 2019
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Houston • Rockets

Another Violation On Harden For Scootin In The Lane: Scares Off Jimmy Butler?

July 4, 2019
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Houston • Texans

Better IG Model: DeAndre Hopkins Or His Hacker?

July 4, 2019
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