If you wanted to vape with an Aggie, you’re officially shit out of luck. Because as of today, October 1, 2019, no Aggie for the rest of time will be able to vape their little Aggie hearts out while on campus.
So, if you had big plans this semester to visit your Aggie friend, share a nice vape session on a quaint, farm field in College Station, go ahead and cancel them.
You got to wonder what caused the Aggie administration to make this move. If they are as worried about the student body as they claim to be, shouldn’t they ban yell practice? Even yell leaders? Yelling that much for a football team that is 2-2 is not only embarassing, but it’s downright awful for an Aggies’ throat, mind, body and soul.
Also, don’t the Aggies have bigger fish to fry than policing a couple vape clouds? There’s a famous Thomas Jefferson quote that says:
“The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.”
This quote by TJ essentially means, if a person’s actions does not harm others physically or financially, the government should not interfere.
If I’m an Aggie student, I’m pointing to this all day. Because what the fuck does it matter to the University, financially or physically, if a student wants to vape nonstop until the Aggies win a National Championship? Vaping should not be a college administration’s fight to fight.
But, I’ll tell you what does cause the poor Aggie student’s harm, it’s not vaping, it’s THIS:
Maybe the A&M administration should worry about their financial planning and rising tuition costs due to dumbass moves like paying Jimbo $75 MILLION, rather than a couple vape clouds.
Do you even vape, bro?